In a now common act of ego-mongering, I googled myself and came across the “Vietnamese Orlando Bloom.”
He perfectly captures the Orlando Bloom highschool senior photo pose. This delicate Vietnamese beauty should be put to a Shakespearean sonnet…hmm…let me see, how about sonnet 36:
Let me confess that we two must be twain,
Although our undivided loves are one:
So shall those blots that do with me remain,
Without thy help, by me be borne alone.
In our two loves there is but one respect,
Though in our lives a separable spite,
Which, though it alter not love’s sole effect,
Yet doth it steal sweet hours from love’s delight.
I may not evermore acknowledge thee,
Lest my bewailed guilt should do thee shame,
Nor thou with public kindness honour me,
Unless thou take that honour from thy name:
But do not so; I love thee in such sort
As thou being mine, mine is thy good report.