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Self Confidence

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

“When I look upon the mirror, there is a startled shudder of self-importance.”

“People ages from now will reflect upon this speck in time as the second renaissance, passively emanating from my mantle of greatness.”

Cockroach

Tuesday, April 8th, 2003

The goal of a Vietnamese immigrant is to scurry about, memorizing knowledge, hoarding material possessions, advertising his socio-economic flatulence, marrying profitably, and dying with no greasy ambition left to burn.