“In the past, President Musharraf has been repeatedly approached by the Bush administration to take off his uniform, but given the recent arrests of thousands of political opponents and the emergency rule enacted, he felt the time was right and was very comfortable with his decision,” remarked his press secretary.

While the theme of rogue military dictators slipping out of their uniforms has always been a key demand of Musharraf’s political rivals, this act has its detractors. What upsets people like Imran Khan, who heads the Movement for Justice Party, is that “it used to be that military dictators were portrayed in their impressively full regalia. Now you get military dictators dressing every bit the democratically elected leader at the UN, even commanding attention in business casual attire on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show. The result of it is coverage that is very damaging—that trivializes and marginalizes military dictators because it does not give them the respect they deserve as ruthless powerful men who harbor no moral compass.”

Still, other critics insist the Bush administration’s demand for Musharraf to lose his uniform is yet another adoption of corrupt Western caricatures of authoritarian rule.

1) “Some say the Holocaust was an act of God, that all those Jews repaid their blood debt in God’s little bakery oven.”

2) “Dick walked into the lavatory, sat down in the stall next to me, and just blew chunks. I thought to myself, Henny Penny, the sky’s falling down!”

3) “If you don’t have that nigger girl you made secretary of state pick mama up some vagisil from the market I will split you a hair lip again I swear to Christ”

4) “Good Heavens! Are you all gonna tell me you actually think our administration is conspiring to circumvent the Geneva Conventions? That tarbaby is way past its expiration date.”

5) “And when we are done with Iran it is time to take on Mexico. Everyone knows that Mexicans are nothing more than shaved Macaccans anyhow…”

Isn’t this fun? Now you can guess which ones deserve their imaginary quote:

Barbara Bush, George Allen, Donald Rumsfeld, Ann Coulter, Tony Snow

“Being with you is like wandering through a perpetually bleak, gloomy day, desperately busying myself with self-loathing introspection to stave off thoughts of a blissful final exit.”

“People ages from now will reflect upon this speck in time as the second renaissance, passively emanating from my mantle of greatness.”