Archive for the 'Evidential Ham' Category

Naked Vietham Silohuette

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

New Vietham products now available at the Cafe Press store.

See new products such as the Vietham cap, golf-shirt, and more.

Vietham golf-shirt Vietham Khaki CapThe Sexy Vietham Silohuette

Viet Ham Sees Surging Interest in Vietnamese Men with Latest Angelina Jolie Adoption

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Woodinville, WA, March 28th /Vietham.com/ — Today, VietHam.com, a US-based thinktank focused on cultural parity issues for Vietnamese Men, saw the confirmation of an emerging global interest in Vietnamese men with Angelina Jolie’s latest adoption of a 3-year old Vietnamese boy, Pax Thien Jolie. Miss Jolie is an award-winning actress and sex symbol to humans throughout the world.

But Pax Thien is merely a Vietnamese boy, what does this have to do with Vietnamese men? In a mere decade, Pax will already be in the pubescent bloom that produces some of the signature Viet male physical traits: dark, languishing eyes, tempestuously flaring nostrils, and regal cheekbones.

Pax Viet Beauty Duckie Tinkle Tinkle2 Viet Hotstuff Hotstuff 3 Tuan Anh

“Viet Ham appreciates Miss Jolie’s long-term valuation of Vietnamese men–no doubt she is prescient in her confidence that little Pax will eventually outrival her own “hotness” and in turn generate a lot of interest in Vietnamese men down the road,” said Malaise, founder of VietHam.com.

About VietHam.com
VietHam.com, first established as a personal blog on Blogspot (later acquisition by Google), is a US-based cultural thinktank focused on improving the traditional and changing image of the Vietnamese man, and believes that there isn’t enough publicity or awareness about Vietnamese men in US popular culture, politics, and business. VietHam.com revolutionizes the stereotypical Vietnamese male cultural presence by aggregating stories (’evidential ham’), both literal and figurative, that showcase Vietnamese men in all their beauty, eloquence, and understated finery.

VietHam.com is headquartered out of Woodinville, Washington. For more information, visit: http://www.vietham.com.

The Vietnamese Orlando Bloom

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

In a now common act of ego-mongering, I googled myself and came across the “Vietnamese Orlando Bloom.”

The Vietnamese Orlando Bloom Bloom

He perfectly captures the Orlando Bloom highschool senior photo pose. This delicate Vietnamese beauty should be put to a Shakespearean sonnet…hmm…let me see, how about sonnet 36:

Let me confess that we two must be twain,
Although our undivided loves are one:
So shall those blots that do with me remain,
Without thy help, by me be borne alone.
In our two loves there is but one respect,
Though in our lives a separable spite,
Which, though it alter not love’s sole effect,
Yet doth it steal sweet hours from love’s delight.
I may not evermore acknowledge thee,
Lest my bewailed guilt should do thee shame,
Nor thou with public kindness honour me,
Unless thou take that honour from thy name:
But do not so; I love thee in such sort
As thou being mine, mine is thy good report.