Impressions
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006Kenny and I have a little game where we make up quotes for famous people.
1) “Some say the Holocaust was an act of God, that all those Jews repaid their blood debt in God’s little bakery oven.”
2) “Dick walked into the lavatory, sat down in the stall next to me, and just blew chunks. I thought to myself, Henny Penny, the sky’s falling down!”
3) “If you don’t have that nigger girl you made secretary of state pick mama up some vagisil from the market I will split you a hair lip again I swear to Christ”
4) “Good Heavens! Are you all gonna tell me you actually think our administration is conspiring to circumvent the Geneva Conventions? That tarbaby is way past its expiration date.”
5) “And when we are done with Iran it is time to take on Mexico. Everyone knows that Mexicans are nothing more than shaved Macaccans anyhow…”
Isn’t this fun? Now you can guess which ones deserve their imaginary quote:
Barbara Bush, George Allen, Donald Rumsfeld, Ann Coulter, Tony Snow
