Finding Your Inner Viet Ham

It’s come to my attention that not every man can easily find his Viet Ham, especially for the non-Vietnamese variety. Fear not my non-native Viet Hams, just follow these quick tips to get you on your way.

Bold Color
“This season there’s a lot of bright, playful color,” says Malaise, who believes these red devil horns work on almost any skin tone. “It’s dangerous and sexy‚ like you just committed a scrumptious sin.”

Duckie with devil horns

Bling
It’s less about spectators than looking spectacular. Zoom in on the trend—a silver chain with gaudy pendant will sharpen any outfit and keep the focus on clean lines. 

Vuuuuuuu

Blustery Lips 
From Angelina to Naomi C., voluptuous lips make a bold statement and convey a mysteriously seductive allure. “They are synonymous with movie-star chic,” says Malaise of Vietham.com, who shows that men also can get the puffy lip look–on the spot!

Supamodel

One Response to “Finding Your Inner Viet Ham”

  1. Isis says:

    well, I don’t know about most white chicks… but it was the lips that finally did me in… I had to run out and get my very own viet-ham accessory to hang off my arm right away.

    Girls – Don’t overlook the short yet oh so fashionable asian male when contemplating a nice dangly male accessory for a night out on the town ;)

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