Are you out there my baby? I still believ in true
love, that you are going to be the one waiting there
for me. at that moment we will know right away!
Me: 5′4, 105, very sexy, petite and full of energy
(for shopping! 
I’m always well dressed in my
gucci and luis futon. I’m the usually the best
dressed outta my girlfriends. My friends say I’m
elegant, rich-looking (hehhe but not really!),
stylish, and also I am a very good friend sometimes.
People say that I’m very generous because I always
dress my man up good in versace/polo, you know! But
I’m not all about looks, I also believe in
stability, good relationship, honest and trust, and
nice car (yeah it’s a fashion statement too)
The man I’m looking to spoil? You should be a SWM,
prefarable in your 30s with a high security job so
you can spoil me back! I only want WHITE
professional males to reply to this because there
are some lessons of the orient for me to teach you!
just kidding, please don’t think I’m a easy girl.
I am looking for the true love that will provide my
future.
Please be:
WHITE
6 feet or taller
Generous (and the ability to be generous!:)
Athletic
Polite and highly educated
Good family and nice skin
No perverts please! Hurry, I am waiting for you.
Best response (further proof that desperation is an amazing source of willpower)
From: John
Subject: you’re an idiot
You fuckin’ can’t spell your own purses right! What the fuck is a luis futon? I think you meant Louis Vitton(sic). You sure you’re the best dressed and most elegant? I doubt it. If you’re that good, send a pic and we’ll see about it.
I’m 32 years old, 6′2”, 190lbs, half white/asian. I’m in SF as a investment consultant and I also model part time as a hobby. You better be some fuckin’ amazing chick to post that bullshit on the internet. Prove it.
John
> > — Malaise wrote:
> > > John,
> > >
> > > Pls send your pic. And I’ll send you mine. Don’t
> be
> > > the “idiot”. =)
I don’t have anything to prove, you better back up
your ad. Fuckin’ retarded, don’t play these bullshit
games about how awesome you are. Let’s see it
John
— Malaise wrote:
> Your loss. Please don’t email me again. You have no
> faith, and that is
> non-negotiable.
Don’t fuckin tell me about faith, that’s the last
thing you can lecture me about. Faith is earned and
proven, if you can’t spell Louis Vitton(sic), why the hell
should I believe you.
I stand corrected though, are you cute. You need an
English teacher though. = ) I’d be willing to help.
http://photos.yahoo.com/bayarea_dude94105
John