Silver Lining
Wednesday, October 16th, 2002Out of the total days on any given month, us guys are well aware of those pesky 7-10 blackout days. The blackout days are precursored by another week of egregious bloating, tyrannical irrationality, mental instability, and cruel flatulence that would shame the Spanish Inquisition. But I have discovered a diamond in the rough my friends…a true diamond. Some of the best oral sex ever experienced by man occurs during these blackout days. The best oral sex is oral sex in a vacuum; that is, the act itself without even a slender thought to consequential intercourse. Too often, oral sex becomes that miniscule, yet pricey appetizer to the main course. Not so during blackout days. With the constant bleeding, the unfortunate female is reduced to being an open wound. Oral sex becomes the main course. Infact, it’s a Vegas BUFFET, baby.
What 2 factors motivate women to produce some of the best head?
1. Guilt – After a week of PMS, a woman may feel remorseful for certain things said and done, and will want to make it up to the man.
2. Pride – She’ll want to prove that she can still turn a man on while her she’s disposing of her unused eggs.
So the next time you guys are frantic about the red inkpad pubic area, don’t despair, good things are on the horizon.
